"The aggressor is always peace-loving ... he would prefer
to take over our country unopposed." CLAUSEWITZ



"DoctrineMan reveals the 20 salient points missed by Carl von Clausewitz in On War... a special message for planners everywhere!"

"A short jump is certainly easier than a long one, but no one wanting to get across a wide ditch would begin by jumping half-way." CLAUSEWITZ

"The Haiti intervention by U.S. forces acting under a United Nations mandate, for instance, was defended as an exercise in restoring a Haitian democracy that had never existed; but it might be better described in the language of Clausewitz as the continuation of American immigration control by other means." THE RT HON THE BARONESS THATCHER. LG.,OM.,FRS., AT WESTMINSTER COLLEGE, FULTON, MISSOURI ON SATURDAY, 9 MARCH 1996 "NEW THREATS FOR OLD." 

"It is an ANCIENT Welsh ART based on a BRILLIANTLY simple I-D-E-A, which is a SECRET. The best form of DEFENCE is ATTACK (Clausewitz) and the most VITAL element of ATTACK is SURPRISE (Oscar HAMMERstein). Therefore, the BEST way to protect yourself AGAINST any ASSAILANT is to ATTACK him before he attacks YOU... Or BETTER... BEFORE the THOUGHT of doing so has EVEN OCCURRED TO HIM!!! SO YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RENDER YOUR ASSAILANT UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE he is EVEN aware of your very existence!" MONTY PYTHON 

"Christ, Henry, Frank's got everything here except Clausewitz, On Hemorrhoids!" HAWKEYE PIERCE, MASH 

CARL VON CLAUSEWITZ: STRATEGY FOR COOKS
An essay by Daniel Moran (Professor, U.S. Naval Postgraduate School)
Sample: "Cooking is thus an instrument of eating, the pursuit of digestion by other means."

Clausewitz in Congress

Congressman: You say ''to paraphrase Clausewitz.'' What is that? What is Clausewitz?

DoD Undersecretary: I apologize for the analogy, which is obscure. The book, I have to say, is impenetrable, and I think the only part of it that is—that anybody mostly has ever read is the one line that ''war is the continuation of policy by other means.''

HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1997
The whole truth


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